Sleeping is for Pansies

And those without insomnia.

But hey, if I wasn't awake, how would I tell you about a rubber band gatling gun? It sounds almost perfect for the office. There's the small problem of who to shoot at, though. Also, I bet I'd have to clean up the mess.

And in other news:
MUNDY TWP. - Military funeral protesters from Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kan., asked for special police protection for a recent planned visit.

Now they're getting something they didn't ask for: a bill.

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Study says few US workers that could work from home actually do so. If they did, it would save America lots of gas. We should all do our patriotic duty and work from home.